A pointless, stupid, and gratuitous review of the pointless, stupid and gratuitous movie, Balls of Fury.

I wanted to like this movie. On paper it sounds great. It’s about ping-pong, it was written by Dangle and Junior from Reno 911! (the actors of course, not the actual characters), Christopher Walken is in it, and in some ways is a spoof of kung fu movies. The problem is, it’s just not funny. AT ALL.